Alright I'm good to go!
It was indeed a bad splice, and the wires weren't even exposed using that quick splicer. I just took a scissor and carefully cut the side of the black ground wire, and then cut back alot of the green parking break wire, so I was able to wrap the green wire end all around the exposed section of the black ground wire. I turned the unit on, and the parking break was no longer effecting anything. Up or down, I was able to type the keypad. Now I'll just apply the software patch and I'm sure it will be working while I drive.
Thanks so much for the help! I felt really naive and unsure of myself going into this, but now I have a great understanding. I really hope this can help others as they try this same thing.
Edit: Oh yes, I was sure to wrap plenty of electrical tape to keep those wires in place, as well as to make sure my parking brake wire won't be exposed on the end.