HAHA chill Catch, your ref to Deskstar is exactly why I made my first comment in this thread - I read that thread late last night/early this morning, and I thought it was funny as fuck. Serious case of PMT sprang to mind!
Keep up the good work, and nice to meet you 
Hahaha, I didn't know you read that. Yeah, she sucked. A lot. Well at least you know where I'm coming from, and nice to meet you too.
I've been running forums and been active member in a lot of of them for a long time and I can honestly say that I've been sort of guilty of asking questions that there is an answer for it already out there.
That being said, sometimes (at least in my case) I did not know what to search for exactly. I sort of knew what the problem was but didn't know the system that well to form a short search string.
But yea, there is a lot of question that are asked without even looking at the first page of that forum where someone else asked the same exact thing that same day. That's unfortunately universal behavior across the internets.
Everyone's guilty of it sooner or later, but some are more justafiable than others. ie, OP asked a topic that was vaguely discussed, not something like why are my options grayed out, or why am I going sideways in 2D mode.
Forums should linked to Paypal and the MOD has the ability to fine members $0.25 for posting in the wrong forum, $0.50 for asking questions that have been answered and are still on the 1st page of posts, and $1.00 for asking a question answered in the faq.
You sir, are a brilliant man.