What's wrong with this eBay listing?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=280375519279

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Spring loaded arms with width range from 1.2 inches (2.3cm) to 4.5 inches (11cm)

The girl in the picture is not hot enough.

Lol, too funny... must be crazy-strong if it can support an F500BT

Girl should also be hotter.