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A message from Pioneer. /s

By DP3343 · Sep 22, 2014in NEX Series💬 6 posts👁️ 1,679 views
Posted Sep 22, 2014 · 23:48 UTC#1

Dear Valued Customer.

 

We are lazy useless idiots, and we forgot what day was the end of Summer.

 

Sorry, but CarPlay isn't finished yet and none of your AppRadio apps work because we were too busy staring out the window looking at the gorgeous California sunset to be bothered to actually use the money you gave us when you bought our radios to actually work for a living.

 

Please note that we will promptly change all the ads for Carplay to make it so the update was always coming in fall and that is what line we will stick to no matter how many times you scream at us.

 

So Please do.

 

Call 1-800-421-1404,

Monday - Friday

Between 7:30 - 11:30 AM

and 12:30 - 4:00 PM PST.

 

Let us know how great of a work we are doing. Don't be shy. Call as many times as you want.

Posted Sep 23, 2014 · 02:29 UTC#2

Thanks for the update. Where do I send more money?

Posted Sep 23, 2014 · 02:36 UTC#3

yeah, not exactly the pinnacle of professionalism. weak!

Posted Sep 23, 2014 · 04:45 UTC#4

do we seriously not have a case in a class action lawsuit or some sort?

Posted Sep 23, 2014 · 11:56 UTC#5

Class action law suit,, the only ones that win are the lawyers lol

Posted Sep 24, 2014 · 17:45 UTC#6

Please note that we will promptly change all the ads for Carplay to make it so the update was always coming in fall and that is what line we will stick to no matter how many times you scream at us.

 

You were close.  Instead, any mention of CarPlay has just been pulled off of the splash page for Pioneer U. S. A.'s website.

 

"Whomp-whomp".

 

I'm having more and more respect for Alpine's "play it close to the vest" form of risk mitigation regarding CarPlay.