I understand that, for much of the nation, walking and chewing gum at the same time is a very difficult task. So, it is not much of a suprise that (for some) talking on a cell phone while driving is also a daunting task. But I ask.... PLEASE if you cant friggin talk on a god damn cell phone and drive (while maintaining a speed that is equal to or more than the surrounding traffic) get your ASS off the phone.
Two times in a row today, within about 3 minutes of each other, I encountered a couple of the dumbest cunts I've ever seen. One broad had her cell phone proped on her shoulder, head cocked to the side, trying to drive, going fast.... then slow.... swerving, going fast.... then slow. While at the same time digging in her purse! She was greeted with a beautifully executed single fingered salute from yours truely.
The second was a dude.... thats right fellas, one of our own.... doing the same thing. Phone on shoulder, head cocked, talking while diggin into a briefcase. Except he had the presence of mind to maintain one speed....... 20 bellow the limit.. but hey, he tried right? Because of his truely admirable efforts I rewarded him with the pleasant sound of my vehicles horn coupled with a doubled single finger salute.
Im a very nice man. ![]()
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Edited: Sorry, i had to rant to someone and this was the quickest outlet for my anger.