Crap. From the responses, it looks like I found a totally new problem. I didn't do any modding and wasn't ever in test mode. I hooked everything up, booted it to see if it worked properly (it did), then closed my dashboard back up, and on the next boot up, it ended up like that.
Initial thought was that some file somehow got corrupt (all the functions work, I just can't read anything) so I'm going to try a reinstall of the 2.0 update. I read some other post that a fresh install could help clear up some odd problems. I'll keep you guys posted.
Thanks for the inputs though.